reverend bizarre implicated in “join the illuminati” scam!

“Join the Illuminati” posts have started appearing on the Reverend Bizarre facebook page…

They promise cash prizes, dream vacations, VIP treatments and even a Golf membership. But page manager Kimi Kärki is too busy posting photos of himself and reviews of his latest album with COTD greats Lord Vicar to remove the posts, or ask to join the Illuminati himself.

It’s been two weeks, Kimi. Make up your mind. Do you want a monthly payment of one million dollars, or not?

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more Sami gold !

Once again, we were sent a link to a post by our favourite artist, Sami Albert of Witchfinder, but this time, dear readers, we struggled to make sense of it…

We even consulted specialists fluent in the Samialvertian tongue, like Pedro Dumbfak and Ville Morono, but they also declared themselves at a loss…

Therefore, we announce our annual pre-Christmas competition! Send us your interpretations of Sami’s wisdom as presented in the above post and the best one will win our very own Die-Hard copy of “Magick with Tears”, including a photo album of Tam’s vadge, pair of soiled knickers and XL pantyhose, the very same items that snared a lonely boy from Finland so long ago, and got him to do unspeakable deeds at the promise of punanny action…

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curb your enthusiasm! lord vicar will not… we repeat, not strip !

Blog readers emailed us this news item, about a “Lord Vicar Superstrip”, and immediately we started looking at flights, keen on the idea of Peter Vicar’s voluptuous figure gyrating to an exquisitely compiled soundtrack, or Chritus working the pole like no one else knows how, his lithe, slithering body moving gracefully to the sound of “Leper, Leprechaun”…

But sadly it turns out it’s just a fancy name for a patch! Meh.

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another tale of total controll

 

“Supervised” and even “slightly improved”… Need we say more?

Buy it again, doom fiends! Support the starving artists…

Whatever they’ve released recently does not really fly off the shelves.

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