Wonder boi Sami Alberthas once again taken to the facebooks to alert his fans (ho hum) about an impressive price decrease on his Opium Warlords album “Taste My Sword of Understanding”…
We did follow the link to the Svart shop, where our jaws dropped at the realisation that the price had actually been almost halved:
Whereupon, dear readers, we raged at this incredible injustice!
Why should a respectable label have to release parp that no one wants to buy, thus forcing them to significantly lower the price?
Why should a true artist, like Sami Albert, who insists on TOTAL CONTROL, have to suffer the indiginity of such a disinterest in his work, his labour of love?
And, most importantly, why are there still copies available, two weeks after such an insulting reduction?
Times are hard for True Art, dear readers…
Alas, further confusion awaited us, as we noticed the slight difference in the discount between the black and gold vinyl versions:
We staggered in response, as, to us, all of Sami’s work is gold, and also black. Decidedly black!
Please, dear readers, we implore you, empty your pockets and purchase those rare, sought-after items on offer, those fine specimens of Great Art, produced under TOTAL CONTROL!
Let no copy henceforth gather dust on the cold shelves of the record label’s storage unit.
Allow this labour of love to bring hope and enlightenment to your homes!
Let the sounds therein fill you with awe and wonder!
Help poor, poor Sami make some money…