Celebrating 43 years of a noble and dignified life…

Join us, dear readers, as we once again turn the spotlight on a wonderful creature…

Kimi Kärki, formerly known as Peter Vicar, the frontman of Reverend Bizarre, Orne, E-Musikgruppe Lux Ohr, Uhrijuhla, Annankatu Five, Kalastaja, Kasarmin Valo and numerous other successful bands and projects, collaborator of Procession and best friend and benefactor of Tamara Abarzua, former A&R of Emissary Records, came into this world out of a certain orifice, exactly 43 years ago…

where the wild roses grow

The man, the legend who reportedly turned down careers both in the Finnish military, but also the modelling industry, to concentrate on his one true love… making mone… err, no, we mean, music.

How could anyone not fall in love immediately with such a gorgeous man?

kiss me I'm famous

On this momentous and monumental occasion, let us revisit some of Kim’s special moments…

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we’ll start with Kimi’s penchant for calling anyone who disagrees with him online an “internet commando”, while he himself bravely and courageously threatens people a coupla continents and oceans away from the safety of his computer:

nine years of justice prevailing

We’re guessing “Peter Vicar” must have misplaced his passport for the past nine years or so, unfortunately hindering his chances of travelling, booking tours, or holidaying in Ionian sea islands… mmmhm. Poor, poor thing. Not to mention that Chile is a long way away, you can’t really plan for the weather, strange customs, etc.

Moving on, let’s consider another classic moment… How  do you get rid of faulty CDs? Simple, you keep schtum, open pre-orders, send the faulty discs out and claim “there is absolutely nothing that can be done”…

there's still one bill left to pay, Kim

And finally, who cannot love an ode to one’s private parts?

Leaving you on that uplifting musical note, we wholeheartedly wish Kimi a very happy birthday… May idiots snatch all those faulty CDs on this special day, at full price, so you don’t have to sell them bargain-priced on tour…

Celebrating 43 years of a noble and dignified life…

Kimi Kärki fails to make the “20 Best Finnish Prog Bands”

Another grand failure for much maligned Kim, whose life goes from bad to worse recently, as Prog Sphere published their list of the Best Finnish Prog Bands, and none of his “projects” get a mention in it:

http://www.prog-sphere.com/specials/20-best-finnish-prog-bands/

While the list appears well-researched, and features both established artists and some lesser-known bands, there’s no whiff of King Crimson rip-off Orne, or that other one where he’s noodling with his guitar pedals, with the bizarre name, what was it? Emo Sick Group Lax Ative? or something like that… Who cares anyway? Not in. As in NOT IN.

On the other hand, if Fail Sphere did a piece on the “20 Best Finnish Bozos”, we’re confident at least two of the Reverend Bizarre bizarros would get good positions.

Kimi Kärki fails to make the “20 Best Finnish Prog Bands”