Sex Sells !

In another pathetic attempt to shift merch units, Reverend Bizarre enlisted the old trick of getting a girl to wear their wares, show some flesh, and give you the look of true love…

sex sells

So, if you are a pathetic, forever-single fan of Reverend Bizarre, get buying, and no doubt girls will be all over you in no time! Trust us, this shit works!

ps. Wasn’t there a self-proclaimed “feminist” member of Reverend Bizarre, all against the exploitation of women and stuff? We wonder what he does with his royalties from this…

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Get some cheap Pussy !

Opium Warlords’ second attempt at making The Emperor’s New Clothes has finally reached its rightful place: the bargain bin. As of March the 4th, it goes on the Svart records website for 5 euros, including postage worldwide…

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http://svartrecords.com/shoppe/svart/1531-opium-warlords-we-meditate-under-the-pussy-in-the-sky-cd.html

Albert will whine and moan about the state of the music industry, but the truth of the matter is this: you can record crap, and you can even get a label to release it, but no one will buy it just because you released a coupla good albums 10 years ago.

Reading the Svart promo blurb, we also have some suggestions to make…

Instead of “FILE UNDER:  Outsider music – avantgarde, psychedelia, surrealism, experimentalism, minimalism, drone, sludge, noise, progressive rock, modern music, heaviness, lightness” try having “File Under: crap we thought idiots would buy because this idiot was in Reverend Bizarre”. Honesty is the best policy.

If you have a fiver to burn, go ahead and buy the album. It can make an excellent beverage coaster, conversation starter at the group therapy sessions, or paperweight. And unless we’re wrong (which we’re not), you will soon be able to fill out your Opium Warlords collection with “Sword” and “Droner” at equally competitive prices. With a genius like this, who needs WalMart?

Get some cheap Pussy !