album of the year !

After much discussion and adjudication, our panel of experts have agreed, unanimously!

 

Every home should have one!

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albert witchfinder talks penis !

Read and learn from sacred scripture of a true master on the subject:

He meditates under the big vulva in the sky on a daily basis, you know…

albert witchfinder talks penis !

a special christmas message

Kind readers,

this Christmas,

while you are surrounded by family

and friends,

please spare a thought

for those

less fortunate ones,

who play gigs to no one.

a special christmas message

men in black: C.O.T.D. version

“Look right here. You did not pay in good faith for a faulty disc. No, you didn’t.”

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