Quiz: Are you Peter Vicar ?

We would like to conclude our Peter Vicar month with this quiz, dear readers, giving you a chance to see how you measure up against this pillar of greatness and how close you are to being a “Doom Metal Icon”… To find out the truth, simply answer those questions:

Your band has split up. You form a new band, with a different line-up, a different singer and a different chief songwriter. There could be benefits, however, if you explicitly introduce the new band as “the natural continuation” of the former. Would you?

a. Nah

b. Sure thing! Are you kidding?

 

Because of a mistake of your own label, the CD version of your new album is faulty. Do you…

a. Own up to it, directly let everyone know about it, and ask if they still want to receive the CD or would prefer a refund?

b. Send out the faulty CDs anyway and say “there’s aboslutely nothing that can be done”?

 

An impressionable, well-meaning but pea-brained hack has just written an article on you, full of inaccuracies, especially with regards to your past, status and accomplishments. Those inaccuracies, however, present you in a more favourable light. Do you…

a. Contact the journalist immediately, and offer the necessary corrections?

b. Post a link to the inaccurate article on all social networking sites you can, without mentioning anything, either to the writer or the readers?

 

Someone you’ve never met has been lying both to you and your fans, so she can steal their money. Who do you side with, and actively protect, in every way you can?

a. Your fans.

b. The liar.

 

The Results:

exclusively “a”s: sorries, mate, it seems like you are an honest person, with common sense, responsibilty and a spine. You could never possibly be Peter Vicar.

exclusively “b”s: Congratulations! You ARE Peter Vicar!

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Quiz: Are you Peter Vicar ?

the made-up history of Kimi Kärki, continued

Following on from our previous post, here’s another instance of our cherished buffoon, the artist formerly known as Peter Vicar, trying to get credit for things he has not done:

 

You see, now he did not just collaborate with a doom metal frontman, he became one himself…

If anyone knows when and where exactly Kimi Kärki has been a “doom metal frontman”, please do let us know.

Twice bad, that he posted this on the Reverend Bizarre page, knowing full well he was never their “frontman”… But the truth flees at the sight of our Lil’Kim.

the made-up history of Kimi Kärki, continued

standing on the shoulders of giants

As you might be aware, if you follow trendy social networking sites, Kimi Kärki’s second solo album, “Eye for an Eye”, came out last week to rapturous applause by… ehhm, Kimi’s mates, mostly. Among the album’s nine (that’s 9!) tracks, just the one features a guest appearance from Patrick Walker, singer/songwriter of Warning and 40 Watt Sun, which is something Kimi wants to make sure everyone knows about:

With such repetitive bashing on the head, one could be forgiven for thinking that this is actually a Patrick Walker release (for which Kimi is simply collecting the royalties, natch!). Which might as well be what the latter wants.

And yet, we’re just cherry-picking here, as we’d need an entire blog to include all instances where the artist formerly known as Peter Vicar casually name-dropped Pat while pimping his new album… But those examples are enough to give you an idea of the lengths some people are willing to go to, to shift some more units.

You didn’t see as many mentions of the other guests on the album, for example, did you? That’s because, unlike Warning and 40 Watt Sun, they actually sell LESS (if any) copies than Kimi, and therefore do not qualify as platforms in Dr. Kärki’s cunning marketing plan…

Rumours that the japanese pressing (ho! ho!) of the album will include a cover of “With a Little Help from my Friends” have not been confirmed as of going to press…

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Kimi Kärki manages to release “Eye for an Eye” !

After a pathetically pathetic year and a half, including a “delayed” and faulty CD version of Lord Vicar’s “Gates of Flesh”, an LP version of the same album that has been rescheduled more times than we care to count, and a “pushed back” release date for “Eye for an Eye” itself, Kimi Kärki’s second solo album WAS released last friday…

 

We don’t know what’s more fancy, the gatefold cover or that lovely wallpaper in Kimi’s music room…

Naturally, the artist formerly known as Peter Vicar spammed the same post on other facebook profiles he controls as well, including the Reverend Bizarre page:

 

Because Kim might not need a mask anymore, but he certainly craves the success his old band once had, a success that he has failed to reach himself in nearly a decade…

The same info was of course also rehashed on Lord Vicar’s page:

 

…although we’d venture that Lord Vicar fans might have appreciated an update on the much-maligned “Gates of Flesh” vinyl instead…

But Kimi always looks on the bright side of things, the good things in life. Is the LV vinyl you pre-ordered delayed AGAIN? Why not purchase “Eye for an Eye” while you’re waiting? Here’s the link, by your selectively informative friend, Dr. Kärki…

Congrats on making at least one release happen, Peter! We’re so proud of you! And we’ll be back to discuss some more things in the not too distant future…

Kimi Kärki manages to release “Eye for an Eye” !

has anyone seen Lord Vicar’s “Gates of Flesh” vinyl?

The special “package”, originally announced last year (!), then postponed, then rescheduled two months ago, and expected to ship yesterday, has not been seen by anyone anywhere…

 

Seeing how “Doom Legend” Kimi Kärki has had a hand in disastrous “delayed” releases in the past, all the way back from 2008 with Reverend Bizarre’s “Magick with Tears” non-opus, to last year’s “delayed” CD misprint of the “Gates of Flesh” album (also handled by The Church Within / Doom Dealer), the absence of any info on serial-facebook-poster Kimi’s profiles raises questions, and creates worries for those who have pre-ordered (not us, that is).

Any sightings, please contact this blog so we can put those who have already parted with their money out of their misery…

has anyone seen Lord Vicar’s “Gates of Flesh” vinyl?

augustus caesar forever!

August is upon us, and brings not just one but two Kimi Kärki albums: the vinyl pressing of Lord Vicar’s “Gates of Flesh”, and his second solo offering, “Eye for an Eye”… Seeing how both of them have been severely delayed/pushed back from their initially announced release dates, we are looking forward to further updates with bated breath.

Therefore we declare this month “Peter Vicar month” as we sit back and sip our pina coladas with one eye on the facebook feed…

All Hail Doom Metal Legend (TM) Peter Vicar!

Ave Caesar! Moronturi te salutant!

Would you buy a CD from this mischievously posing pinup boy? Let’s face it, track indexing is so over-rated… Try a pre-order today! What could possibly go wrong?

 

augustus caesar forever!