Lord Vicar reveal plenty of flesh for “The Gates of Flesh”

Finnish doom metal laughing stocks Lord V-card have revealed the artwork for their forthcoming attempt for superstardom…

horny vicar with groupies of the COTD

But what does it mean? Surely such an unusual choice for cover art has multiple layers of symbolism, known only to Peter Vicar himself, a man renowned for his extensive education, artistic expertise, exquisite taste and deep immersion into the spiritual existence… Surely lowly doom metal fans like the staff of this blog could never peel away the layers to reveal the truth behind this bold and brash artistic statement…

Could perhaps our readers provide us with their input, to help us on the narrow path of understanding?