Sami Hynninen reaches out to Ville Valo !

We nearly chocked on our donuts this morning here at DWA, when we read a facebook post in which his reclusive Magickal Highness, Magister Albert Witchfinder, wished Ville Valo would start wearing Opium Warlords t-shirts (note the plural):


Dearest Sami, you have repeatedly made your utter lack of intelligence and distance from reality painfully obvious in the past, recent and otherwise, but please do try to level with us on this… If you don’t make Opium Warlords t-shirts available, how do you expect Ville Valo to start wearing them? Do you reckon he’s gonna pop down to his local t-shirt printing shop and make them himself, then start wearing them? Not even Kimi Kärki has done that, and he owes his entire career to you!

Plus, didn’t you abhor fortune and fame in the first place? Didn’t you dissolve the only band you played in that actually sold records because you couldn’t handle their success? Didn’t you repeatedly wax lyrical on the moral and ethical advantages of not selling records? Didn’t you become a recluse, to renounce the mortal world with all its material trappings, or at least say that you did? WTF, Sami? W T F ???


Sami Hynninen reaches out to Ville Valo !

3 thoughts on “Sami Hynninen reaches out to Ville Valo !

  1. REK says:

    Dude… What the hell did the guys of late RB do to you? By reading this blog it seems that they’ve absolutely ruined some poor bastard’s life. The writer seems to be someone that is completely obsessed with these guys who seem to very deeply offend him/her just by being alive. I mean some of these entries points I’m kinda close to understanding, but most of these stories don’t even qualify as hateful gossip. It’s just entry after another of “Here’s this asshole again, I hate him so much, don’t you too?!” for whatever tiniest possible excuse one could find, like the guy joking in his facebook comments here.

    I’m just being fucking being trolled right? I mean the blog’s name is DOOMWATCHERS ANONYMOUS, and instead of for example writing something about Terry Jones’s death, we have a pissed off rant about being pissed off because a member of Lord Vicar posted R.I.Ps for him at facebook


    1. with regards to the Terry Jones post on Lord Vicar’s page, it is well and truly, extremely distasteful… like posting the lyrics to “Burn in Hell” as an obituary for a RB member.

      there might be further commentary for everything else you write, when our contributor who handles the more serious posts has the time. thank you for reading our blog.


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